You came to me cleverly disguised as a blue Slushee. Upon first sip I knew this only going to be night of fast fun. I was so enamored with you I forgot to eat my entree and even told the waiter to get rid of it. With you there was no need to be hungry.
On the way to the car you gave me the courage to delicately remove a killer spider that has been living on the car for God knows how long. I hope our little friend will like his new home at Equinox.
When we got back to your place, after we had our fun, you had me chain smoking like there was no tomorrow.
When we decided to move into the living room, I found hundreds of Paula Deen baked apple scented candles lit. You gently laid me down on the couch. The next two hours were such a blur, but when I regained my senses I realized you were not what I thought you were.
There were psychedelic images playing on the t.v. and the Pet Shop Boys were blaring on the sound system. I had to get out of there. Once outside it took me a few minutes to find my car parked directly in front of your house.
I'm sorry it ended this way, but I think we should just keep it a one night stand.
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